Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-32337650-20170731021732/@comment-32337650-20170804012528

The unaffected russians request backup, and tanks soon arrive at the scene. They start shooting salt and pepper at the cephalopods, which quickly absorbs the moisture from their skin. They stop flashing. Seeing this, the kraken, in his awesome russian accent, chants an ancient spell, Lightning strikes the earth 7 times and in that place stood...