Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-28009263-20170702193612/@comment-29637681-20171022063709

"Please tell me we didn't bring the scorpion eggs with us," Adder grumbles. After being tormented by endless shocks by Electrophorus, getting slammed around by Hector, jumping off a cliff into a lake full of mosasaurs, eating a massive uppercut from Cinder, getting the shit kicked out of him by Glory, ranting endlessly, running into two bounty hunters in one day, getting stuck against a sap-covered tree, burying a tribal leader who tried to kill him, narrowly escaping a fire, and being repeatedly stabbed by a pack of Baryonyx, he just needs to deal with children and his life's going to be worse than all of ours combined.

You know, poor guy really deserves a break, now that I look back on it.

Unfortunately, Wraak shows him the sack. It's full of eggs, and they're probably going to hatch any time now.

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He promptly jumps off the boat. Not even ten seconds later he jumps back up onto the deck. "WHY IS THE WATER SO COLD! WHY DID WE BRING THE SCORPIONS WITH US! WHY THIS! WHY THAT!  WHY EVERYTHING! WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! "

Cinder and Glory just stare at the seawater-drenched Dilophosaurus crumpled up on the floor dropping angst nukes everywhere. "Don't worry. He'll be fine once he's done. He'll run out of steam soon. Other than that, he's a..." Cinder picks up a mushroom. "...fun guy."

Adder looks up at the others. "Did you just make a pun?"

"Yes...No..."

"Anyways, you do realize I'm a horrible parent, right?"

The waves silently drum against the sides of the Aegir. It's about 9 P.M., and Visory is snoring away. Sun is also asleep; he mumbles something about skinned tigers shooting lasers at him.

"Well, here's hoping a typhoon doesn't hit us soon...I hate the water...I hate you all...Especially you, Cinder..." He starts drifting off, and starts singing something. "Yo ho, yo ho...A ruined life for me..."

Before his body slams on a slab of concrete, Cinder catches him and drops him somewhere else, on a pile of leaves. "Get some rest, you deserve it."

"You're disgusting..." Adder randomly moans before falling asleep for the night.