Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-25235219-20170623000827/@comment-29637681-20170628071739

"THIS RIDDLE IS NOT A RIDDLE. IT IS A TEST.

QUESTION 1. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TRAMPOLINE AND A PILE OF DEAD BABIES?

QUESTION 2. IS AN ARGUMENT BETWEEN TWO VEGANS STILL CALLED A 'BEEF?'

QUESTION 3. IF I THOUGHT I THOUGHT, BUT THE THOUGHT I THOUGHT WASN'T THE THOUGHT I THOUGHT, DOES THAT MEAN THE THOUGHT I THOUGHT I THOUGH WASN'T THE THOUGHT I THOUGHT I THOUGHT THOUGH I THOUGHT THE THOUGHT I THOUGHT I THOUGHT?"

QUESTION 4: WHY DO YOU SUCK?

QUESTION 5: HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?

QUESTION 6: III HAAATTTEEE TTTHHHAAAAATTTT _____________!!!!!!!!!!!

QUESTION 7: CAN A MATCH BOX?

QUESTION 8: CAN FEBRUARY MARCH?

QUESTION 9: WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF ONION?

QUESTION 10: WHO IS THE BEST RIFT CHARACTER?(Hint: It's not one of my characters.)

QUESTION 11: IF PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON, IS PROGRESS THE OPPOSITE OF CONGRESS?

QUESTION 12: WHY DOES HELIX HATE THE CARNOTAURUS?

YOUR TEST IS FINISHED. CHECK YOUR ANSWERS ONCE YOU ARE DONE. IF YOU GET THEM ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN USE THE POTIOK TO HEAL YOIRSELF. IF YOU DO NOT GET THEM ALL CORRECT AND YOU DRINK THE POTION, TEN MILLION PTERANODONS WILL ATTACK AND DEVOUR YOUR LIVER."

THE BARNACLE TAKES THE TEST. HIS ANSWERS ARE...