Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-26199810-20170817005839/@comment-29637681-20170905050030

I did a thing just now to vent about how much the USA sucks. It's nothing but the same sentence in various languages.

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English: After a wild night I woke up on the floor observing the messed up world around me.

French: Après une nuit folle, je me suis réveillé sur le sol en observant le monde qui me déguisé.

Spanish: Después de una noche salvaje me desperté en el suelo observando el mundo desordenado que me rodeaba.

Chinese(Traditional): 經過一個狂野的夜晚，我在地板上醒來，觀察著我周圍的混亂的世界(pronounced Jīngguò yīgè kuáng yě de yèwǎn, wǒ zài dìbǎn shàng xǐng lái, guāncházhe wǒ zhōuwéi de hǔnluàn de shìjiè.) .

German: Nach einer wilden Nacht wachte ich auf dem Boden auf und beobachtete die verwirrte Welt um mich herum.

Japanese: 野生の夜の後、私は床の上で目の不自由な世界を私の周りで観察した(pronounced Yasei no yoru no ato, watashi wa yuka no ue de me no fujiyūna sekai o watashi no mawari de kansatsu shita.).

Italian: Dopo una notte selvaggia mi sono svegliato sul pavimento osservando il mondo messo intorno a me.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Turkish: Vahşi bir geceden sonra etrafımdaki berbat dünyayı gözlemleyerek yerde uyandım.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#cc0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Afrikaans: Na 'n wilde nag het ek wakker geword op die vloer en die wêreld rondom my omring.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#93c47d;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Russian: После дикой ночи я проснулся на полу, наблюдая за перепутанным миром вокруг меня(pronounced Posle dikoy nochi ya prosnulsya na polu, nablyudaya za pereputannym mirom vokrug menya.).

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#45818e;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hindi: जंगली रात के बाद मैं अपने चारों ओर गड़बड़ हुई दुनिया को देखकर फर्श पर उठी।(pronounced as follows: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#45818e;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">jangalee raat ke baad main apane chaaron or gadabad huee duniya ko dekhakar pharsh par uthee.)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bulgarian(Sorry, this one might not be fully accurate.): След дива вечер се събудих на пода, наблюдавайки объркания свят около мен(pronounced <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sled diva vecher se sŭbudikh na poda, nablyudavaĭki obŭrkaniya svyat okolo men.) <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#6aa84f;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Greek: Μετά από μια άγρια νύχτα ξύπνησα στο πάτωμα βλέποντας τον μπέρδεμα κόσμο γύρω μου(pronounced <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#6aa84f;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Metá apó mia ágria ​​nýchta xýpnisa sto pátoma vlépontas ton bérdema kósmo gýro mou.) <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#6aa84f;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#a64d79;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hawaiian: Ma hope o kekahi pō hihiu, ala wau ma luna o ka papahele e nānā ana i ka pōʻai puni honua.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#660000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Arabic: بعد ليلة البرية استيقظت على الأرض مراقبة العالم الفوضى من حولي.(pronounced <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#660000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">baed laylat albariyat aistayqazt ealaa al'ard muraqabat alealam alfawdaa min huli.)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#5b0f00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Romanian: După o noapte sălbatică m-am trezit pe podea, observând lumea încurcată în jurul meu.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#351c75;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Finnish: Vihaan yön jälkeen heräsin lattialle tarkkailemalla ympäröityä maailmaa ympärilleni.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Scots Gaelic: Às deidh oidhche fiadhaich dhùisg mi air an làr a 'coimhead air an t-saoghal lag timcheall orm.