Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20170514033014/@comment-29637681-20170606152438


 * inhale*

YEET!

Finally, I'm not the only person playing villain...

But man, that's a lot of minor characters running around in one group...

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"Go. Attack the Sandstone Seas and the High Jungle. Our rations are starving...We need more food. Steal as much meat as you can. Do not come back until you do."

Gloom and The Great Bandit nod silently. The former is a psychopathic little girl; a girl more machine than man, the latter is a thief who only serves under Bonesaw because he literally has no other choice...

Both of them turn around and walk away. As they do, Bonesaw inspects his troops. He turned away from Proceratosauruses for the most part and began to use Ceratosauruses. They sound like hyenas, constantly laughing as they bare their teeth and howl at the moon. With their inhuman sounds, they don't seem like dinosaurs so much as mindless beasts with only one function programmed into their brains: kill.

"WEH HEH HEH! KWOH HEE HEE HAH HAH HAH! HA HA! HAH HAH HEE HEE HEH HEH..."

"YAI YAI YAI YEET, YAI YAI YEET, YAI YAI YEET YO YEET YEET YEE HEE!"

"KEH HEH HEH HA!"

"YAHOOGIDJUOIBLARG!"

Bonesaw yells over the laughter. "EVERYBODY! LISTEN UP. I KNOW THAT ALL OF YOU ARE STARVING. AND IN THIS NEXT MISSION, SOME OF YOU...no, MOST OF YOU...WON'T MAKE IT BACK. BUT STICK WITH ME...OUR LEADERS...AND YOU'LL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN!"

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A small "villiage" is situated at the center of the Sandstone Seas. Half of the Ceratosaurus attack the High Jungle, the other half, Gloom, and The Great Bandit attack the villiage.

Gloom sends everybody after the inhabitants. "Go. Gather as much meat as you can find!"

Then she leaps at a Brachylophosaurus, slicing open its throat. "You know, why even be limited to only gathering what we need, Midas, when we can eat all of it! But naw, I don't want this one, it's got a skinny ass..."

Next she kills an Einiosaurus. "That one has no thighs..."

And then a Velociraptor. "Now that one has a stupid look on his face..."

And then a Thylacleo. "Aw, this one was expecting a child! I shouldn't have killed her..."

Nevertheless she eats all of them.

The Great Bandit looks to the side. "Eat everything, if you get exiled by Bonesaw for your greed and gluttony I won't defend you..."

Gloom doesn't listen per the norm. She locks onto a young Apatosaurus. "But holy shit, am I hungry!"

She then begins to dig into the carcass, and gets back to the mission of collecting meat. "An old brick laying in the sun all day...Scaring everyone else from a potential meal...I don't give a shit, I'll eat this raw...We don't need a FUCKING salad either!"

The Great Bandit rolls his eyes, and when nobody is looking, he walks away, to the Ruined Castle...