Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-26941921-20160517120317/@comment-30510983-20160920001051

"You know what? I'm just going to leave. This is probably really dumb." After some time, Ancile makes it to the River of Ice, and sees Phil and Carrot at the other side. Phil stares back at Ancile, but he doesn't seem to be holding any grudges. Least not yet. "Hey Phil. Do you go by Philip or Phil? Phil? Okay. Anyways, let me tell you a story about today and yesterday. "So. Ornitholestes wouldn't shut up, I killed him. Got stuck in the swamp, Sarcosuchus dragged me out, tried to eat me, I killed him. Two Utahraptors came, killed one. Giant Utahraptor came, I scared him off. I went down to the hole and met Alpha. Then giant Utahraptor comes. Alpha and I try and kill him. Velociraptor joins. Then you come. Bite him, limps off, dies, Quetzalcoatluses come, eat the body over-EW, THAT'S DISGUSTING!"