Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-27163598-20161024052544/@comment-27163598-20161030220253

Philip sits in his cave, in the darkness. An allosaurus walks in a little and looks around.

"Get out"

The allo is a little surprised, and a little unresponsive.

"Why are you still her, leave" Philip stays sitting in the darkness, so this allo doesn't know what danger he is getting himself into.

"This cave and this mountain in fact is being taken over by the king"

"We'll look for another mountain, may I make a suggestion, I know some great cave you can move you kingdom to, at th mountain of the coward"

"You dare ridicul the king, this mountain is the choice and there is nothing you can do about it"

"Well, you may rid this mountain of me, but I know who really owns it"

"Is that you"

"No, the bats own this mountain"

"We can coexist"

"But then it wouldn't be yours, and even if you tried to rid them, you would fail, I know what lives in the heart of this mountain, do you know how I know, I've been there"

"We don't need you fancy words, leave know or else"

"Very well then" Philip stands up and starts walking to the exit, as he gets closer the allo identifies it as a megalania, Philip however just walks right past him, Philip then stops and looks back at the slightly frightened allo, "i didn't have to be so nice about it, and go tell you king, that Philip dares ridicul him. I want to know why anyone has to listen to this moron"

"Very well, um yes, I will do that"

"I would like to meat this king of yours, I'll wait here"