Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-26199810-20171012233242/@comment-29637681-20171015010616

IS ETHEREALSNAKE NOT ETHERALSNAKE

ALSO I WANT TO CHANGE MY USERNAME TO SOMETHING LIKE "ImLapisLazuli" OR SOME SHIT BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I ALREADY CHANGED MY USERNAME ONE TIME

I also got my ass whopped by a bunch of little kids again. This time they made my house look like a giant, testosterone-stained penis and made it their camp.

When I got home after harvesting the souls of Villagers they all shot me to death with Power V Punch II Flame Infinity bows. They were also wearing fully enchanted diamond armor.