Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-26248987-20160407070014/@comment-5815431-20181023025424

Facts, according to at least 192.83 ancient cultures: The owls are conspiring with the wolves (which nobody knows why they're helping considering they all die if it works) to make every animal except the owls go extinct in a massive ritual to bring back the Dodo, which the owls worship.

Then, it is fortold that the Dodos will kill all the owls and be the last animal species left on the planet, now known by the name Bwonk.