Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20171103171830/@comment-29637681-20171110033953

Adder kicks a dodo into a rock face. Its head shatters into thousands of bloody chunks upon impact. "Gee, if killing people was just that easy..."

His flat joy doesn't last long, because the Chester Bennington/Bald Bull/Arnold Shwarzzenager-voiced dodo bites his neck.

"J-Jeez! Somebody drive these dodos to extinction for me! They're just so fucking creepy!"