Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-32337650-20180827045607/@comment-38497603-20190831031211

THE STATE MANDATED SHIP BETWEEN CARBOY AND SILVERGIRL HAS FALLEN APART ENTIRELY, THIS IS A CODE RED

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HAND OF DARKNESS REACHING OUT AT ME IN THE ABYSS

I DONT LIKE THE NEW INTRO AND I DONT LIKE WHAT ITS DEPICTING HELP SHOW YOURE SCARING ME

ROCKWALL CAN FLY!

IF A PUPPY HAS A BIG BALD SPOT ON ITS HEAD DESTROY THE DEMON IMMEDIATELY

"OH, WONDERFUL! I'VE NEVER GOTTEN TO CUT OPEN THE STOMACH OF A SPIRIT BEFORE!"

NEKO TRAPS ARE GROSS

PAN AM THAT WAS COLD, PAN AM THAT WAS MEAN, PAN AM YOU'RE SCARY!

EMEM IS FUCKING ADORABLE AND DESERVES A MAN WHO CAN LOVE HER WITH ALL HIS HEART

ROCKWALL LOOKS LIKE ROBERT WADLOW, A DRAG QUEEN AND A SCARY CLOWN FROM A CHILDREN'S TELEVISION SHOW IN THE 50S WERE STUCK IN A BLENDER, UPLOADED TO A RECORD DISK AND THE RECORD IS FUCKING BROKEN

FUTURE MONOPOLIC CORPORATOCRACIES TAKE THE FORM OF SMALL GIRLS IN BIG HATS

THE OLD CAB DRIVER LOOKS WORRYINGLY SIMILAR TO WATARI FROM DEATHNOTE AND I GUARUNTEE HE'LL BE DEAD AT THE HANDS OF A GROTESQUE PSEUDO-GOD SOON

NEKO TRAPS ARE GROSS

ROCKWALL WHY DO YOU HAVE PAN AM SIT ON YOUR LAP AND YOU STROKE HER SCARS WITH YOUR MAGIC SHIT THAT'S WEIRD

THE KLU KLUX KLAN LIKES TO DRESS IN BLACK WHEN THEY GO TO FANTASY REALMS LOOKING TO BURN DOWN AND SLAUGHTER DEMON PEOPLE

CARBOY, I'LL ADMIT THAT THESE ARE YOUR REDEEMING QUALITIES AND THAT YOU'RE MUCH MORE OF A MAN AND A CARING HUMAN BEING THEN I EVER WILL BE, BUT YOU GET ATTACHED TO PEOPLE WAY WAY WAY TOO QUICKLY FOOL YOU'RE GONNA SCREW YOURSELF OVER ONE OF THESE DAYS

THE SHOW SHOULD'VE HAD A SUBTITLE SAYING "GROUNDHOGS DAY JUST GOT A LOT BLOODIER"

FUCK YES OLD MAN ROM I LOVE YOU

ALSO ISN'T ANYBODY WORRIED ABOUT ME? I HAVE ALL THE WORST QUALITIES OF CARBOY AND NOTHING TO REDEEM MYSELF WITH

OK, I KNOW ROCKWALL IS WEIRD, I KNOW ROCKWALL LIKES TO CASUALLY BLOW UP THINGS WITH FIRE TO SAVE THE DAY LIKE SOME DEUS EX MACHINA SHIT, AND I KNOW ROCKWALL WANTS TO STEAL THE CROWN FROM THE DEAD DYNASTY AND USE IT TO FUCKING MURDER THE JORMANGANDR WHO PROTECTS THE COUNTRY, BUT I THINK THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF ALL THIS IS THE FACT THAT ROCKWALL CAN FLY???!!!

SILVERGIRL MIGHT BE THE ULTIMATE BAD GUY BUT THAT'S ENTIRELY IRRELEVANT BECAUSE SHE'S AUTOMATICALLY THE SECOND GOOD GUY ANYWAY, STATE MANDATED SHIP AND ALL

WHEN I BECOME A SELF-INSERT IN MY DREAMS, I'VE STOPPED BEING THE HERO BUT NOT STUPID AND INSTEAD I'VE TURNED INTO A WEIRD SIDE CHARACTER THAT KNOWS EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON BUT I GENERALLY MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE AND I'M BASICALLY A HINDERANCE. I'M LIKE SANS THE SKELETON EXCEPT A COMPLETE USELESS FUCK UP. I KNOW MY PLACE

"SILVERGIRL, CARBOY IS DEADASS THE ONE FOR YOU. THE STATE, THE SCRIPTWRITERS OF GROUNDHOGS DAY AND THE PUPPET STRINGS BEHIND TIME ITSELF MANDATE IT. JUST HAVE YOUR FUCKING HAPPILY EVER AFTER ALREADY SO EMEM CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO WILL ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT HER" AND I'VE INSTANTLY MADE EVERYTHING WORSE

AND WHEN IN DOUBT, MAKE YOUR SELF-INSERT DISSECT THE DISSECTION-HAPPY PSYCHO, SPEWING LINES ABOUT GOING TO HELL NO MATTER HOW TURNED ON THE PSYCHO GETS FROM BEING CUT OPEN BEFORE THE PSYCHO PULLS AN ANTI-DEUS EX MACHINA AND LEAVES HER MURDER SCENE MAGICALLY UNSCATHED

DID I MENTION THAT EMEM IS CUTE AND THAT I'M A MONSTER AND THAT ROCKWALL CAN FLY??!!!!!