Thread:CactusKing/@comment-38497603-20190831180250/@comment-38497603-20190831182636

Actually thinking about it, it doesn't really make sense to include the plants, because they're extinct in the world of Minecraft... I need to think about this lore that the mod is subconscienciously writing. So, assuming Minecraft happens in the post-Anthropocene, then the Quagga and Dodo go extinct before the 21st century, leaving the plants, fish, humans and vanilla farm animals. Now, after the earthly history of Homo sapiens sapiens, we come to the time of Minecraft, where the mod's plants have gone extinct but not the vanilla plants. The fish survive and the farm animals survive, and humans evolve in some weird ways to make 2 dichotomous big-nosed species that don't progress technologically. Sometime between Minecraft and the 21st century, Anu was showing up a bit in the bowels of the Earth's mantle or whatever the Nether is (Human history must've done a hell of a number on the inside of the Earth to make the bottom of the crust impossibly dense, and to leave the Mantle blood red, inconsistent and full of holes), and put himself in a realm annexed to the mantle. To pick the future earth option of Minecraft's existence instead of Minecraft being some kind of really really strange superplanet with a literalist geocentric model, we'd have to assume Minecraft is an inaccurate, dreamy interpretation of the future. Hence inaccurate celestial body movements, everything being pixelated cubes and the fact the asteroids of space are inhabitted by a dragon and teleporting men, who surely aren't actually men and a dragon but instead robots.