Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20161210161753/@comment-172.56.17.12-20170224183224

172.56.16.201 wrote: Well, we've certainly been causing a lot of violence recently in the Rift. It doesn't help that the entire time this "war" has been going on I've been listening to [] this for hours on end.

I feel like it really matches the situation.

Everyone stands in shock. Then...

"RUN."

The entire army runs while they can, attempting to outrun the Goddamned Bats. Some make it out, many don't. Lorenzo and his mount barely escape. Team Alliance is almost killed, but they live. Ancile takes a bit longer because he was trying to explain what shit's been going down recently to Lapis. But they both make it out.

Instantly everybody realizes the threat the Goddamned Bats pose on the ecosystem. If this mountain were to be destroyed, it would seal the Goddamned Bats inside and save everybody, at the cost of killing off Phillip, Carrot, and Glove for real. If they didn't, everybody would have to die to the wrath of the ecosystem.

Hoo boy, if you've ever played Lester the Unlikely you probably know what it's like fighting off bats. And it was just as hard for these dinosaurs to stop the bats.

But they can do this.

This is their story.

So with that the Pteranodons jump back onto the Argentinosaurus tank and start uprooting trees and smashing into rocks and throwing them at the cave entrances. They provide roadblocks for the bats to escape through. Whenever a bat DOES escape, they just smash it instantly, chanting, "KILL THE BEAST! KILL THE BEAST!"

The Troodon posse runs back into the cave and starts causing rockslides in the caves to kill some bats and seal off exits. It was made much easier due to the earthquakes caused by the Argentinosaurus.

Ancile and Lapis are actively killing bats.

"I don't know how the fuck all this happened," Ancile starts. "I hate this world and I hate Glove and I hate the Bats AND I LOVE YOU and I--"

"Hold on, did you just say you loved me?"

"Uuhhh...NEVER MIND!!"

The bats are cut off substantially, but they know they canmy go on forever. They stop attacking the bats directly and focus on demolishing the mountain... Whoops, wrong song. It's [|this one.]

Also, I'll bet Paleopikachu would shit himself when he sees how far this Roleplay has advanced and matured, heh.