Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-26199810-20171119015458/@comment-32070106-20180302161002

EtheralSnake wrote:

No one can resist the awesome power of dark chocolate, even if it may be poisonous to them. Dark chocolate is somewhat bitter, so obviously some organisms would not like it.

EtheralSnake wrote:

And I think god would be a little more thorough while checking packages from hell as to not notice a voracious and aggressive carnivore stuffed in a paper bag. You'd be surprised! You know that angel with the flaming sword guarding Eden? I stole it and sent it to Gandhi. Don't ask.

I've also shipped a bomb of moderate power to 1/10 of the people on Earth randomly, that is unactivated but comes with a manual on how to use the bomb. I don't know what they've done with it. The bobcats is probably the LEAST interesting thing I've ever shipped to people.

ANightDazingZoroark wrote:                                                                                                                      also raptorofwar you just ended up in teddy bear hell since theres no such thing as hell