Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20170514033014/@comment-29637681-20171007195120

(LISTEN TO "PAPERCUT" BY LINKIN PARK WHEN YOU READ THIS, IT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER.)

Adder jumps around on the walls in fright as he tries to wall jump up the pipe. He reaches the top, and continues running. Quickly he looks behind him. Avalon, scraping the walls and flapping his metallic wings frantically. He rounds a corner and seemingly looses the Anhanguera...only for him to break through the wall right in front of him.

He does a flip over him and lands on a loose piece of metal. The metal flips, like a seesaw, and sends Avalon flying. The Baron falls out of the roof of the hallways, and Avalon knocks himself into the snake. They both fall, but before he goes down Avalon swings his crystal whip at Adder's feet, scraping them.

Adder suddenly falls through the floor, and the Baron follows. He grabs an electric crystal and jabs it into the Baron's skull. He writhes and yells, "BASTARDO!" before being knocked out. Once Adder hits the ground he keeps going.

Next in line is Pernicia, her metallic arms flailing wildly as she swung from the cables and pieces of steel hanging from the roof. Constricting his neck with an electric eel, she pulls him into a tunnel, though he kicks her in the face and retreats.

Right when a Dilophosaurus Skull draws near, he jabs it with the eel.

Next is the Baron once more, as well as the Demon of Revenge. DEVIL THORN. They crash through the walls and roofs and smash the walls, attempting to get a piece of steel to land on him, though he evades all of them. They both give up and retreat.

Hector is next. He takes a very deep breath, slowly dragging Adder towards the Carcharodontosaurus. When he gets within punching range, Hector throws a squid at Adder's arm. They now have a squid attached to at least one limb, now it's even.

They both run as fast as they can, but Hector starts speeding up and smashes Adder through three walls, right into Avalon and Pernicia, who are both waiting for him.

All three attack, but he barely evades them and hits the ground again. He loses them all in the incoming flurry of fire, steam, and steel.

Achilles is last in the lineup. "AH'M GONNA BEAT YAOUGH LIKEH A DRRUUUMM!"

He goes wild, swinging snakes and his jaws around with reckless abandon, slamming Adder around the hall. He keeps running and rounds a corner. The final leg of the run.

Daylight is at the end of the tunnel.

Achilles, knowing that he can't keep up, stops running and roars, and steel falls from the roof. The floor collapses into stone platforms on lava. Adder jumps across the hall and into broad daylight, and the exit closes behind him. He doesn't know where he is, and he doesn't care. He collapses out of exhaustion, but the fact that he's finally left his torment in the silver castle made it all worth it.

(Don't look for him yet.)