Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20161210161753/@comment-172.56.17.227-20170225001208

I thought it was night the entire time. Oh well.

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The army continues to demolish the caves when moths start flying around the mountain. A bat breaks out. Everyone throws their knives and spears at it, but Lapis and Ancile stop the attack.

"Stop! CEASE FIRE! CEASE FIRE!"

Indeed the bat continued undettered, and it just decides to eat the moth instead of attempting to eat Ancile. Everyone understands: the bats are not evil at all, they were just forced by Glove(who is now dead, I presume) to tear apart the food web.

"Hooray! The Rift is saved!"

They immediately ripped apart the roadblocks and allowed the bats to leave the mountain. Everybody stepped back and held their breaths.

And nobody died.

The bats just opted to eat the moths. It was almost like the army was nonexistent to them.

(Certainly helps that I'm listening to Anakin's Theme from Star Wars connected to the Main theme on the radio as I'm writing this.)

Happiness! Rejoice! For once the Rift is free from death and theivery! After years of terror all of evil's forces are all but vanquished!

And almost as a reward...

"What's this?"

Butch bent down and saw...SNOW!

It's winter now!

"What's this?" "Oh my?"

"What the FUCK is this!"(That was Ancile, by the way.)

Everybody is genuinely happy. Phillip's death was not for nothing. Glive was killed off for real. Kaiser Greedy is dead.

And for once, Ancile...

He turned to Lapis.

"Thank you...my dearest friend. For once I can feel free...Free of the part of my heart that restrained me with a thousand iron chains..."

"...And it's thanks to you."

Everybody screamed in happiness. Lapis and Ancile hugged each other tightly(or at least as tight as a Stegosaur and a theropod would allow) as the army rejoiced. Finally the Rift was free.

Note: No more villains, EVER AGAIN, until everybody agrees that we can add one. And even then, they can't be a major villain like Kaiser.

And now that the fighting is done, I'm gonna listen to Star Wars.

But don't think this story is done yet.

Peace out until then.

-Helix