Talk:Prehistoric Creatures/@comment-6040659-20150714170928

So, what are your favorite/least favorite prehistoric creatures? Here are mine:

Favorite:

1: Carcharodontosaurus: The biggest, baddest, and most lethal land theropod to walk the earth, as it killed sauropods with its sharp teeth and brute strength. Pretty awesome, if you ask me. 2: Argentinosaurus: It may not be the biggest sauropod, but it is one of the best and most majestic ones. 3: Megalodon: A huge shark that ate giant whales. How is that not awesome!? 4: Spinosaurus: This guy was like a bipedal saltwater crocodile that took on the biggest of Mesozoic sharks, and besides, it's underrated! 5: Deinonychus: A clever and scary hunter, and the very theropod to purge the paleontological world of all the ugly tail-dragging telescopes of the Bone Wars. 6: Tyrannosaurus: It may not be the biggest land theropod, but it could smash through the defenses of Triceratops and Ankylosaurus with its bone-crushing teeth. Bow to it! 7: A three-way tie between Arthropleura, Meganeura, and Brontoscorpio: I really like big arthropods, and besides, the former two had no enemies. 8: A tie between Phorusrhacos and Megalania: Fast, sharp-eyed, mean, hook-beaked, ruthlessly efficient; this is what makes Phorusrhacos a formidable hunter. On another note, if the JP Velociraptors were 100% lizard, Megalania is what they'd be! 9: Pliosaurus: A flawless replacement for the pretty OK-ish Liopleurodon (in terms of size), complete with a freakish bite force and scarily big maws. Yikes! 10: Anomalocaris: The world's first superpredator, and a good one at that!

Least Favorite:

10: Most small eurypterids: NEXT... 9: Dire Wolf: A regular wolf that got popularized (AND oversized) by a show littered with [deleted just to not get the team mad]? WHOOP DEE FREAKING DOO! 8: Andrewsarchus: Why is all the hype surrounding this guy? It's just a wolf with hooves that can't hunt! 7: Mongolarachne: Biggest spider, huh? It's just the size of the largest Nephila spiders! Pretty unimpressive and unsatisfying, if you ask me. 6: Beelzebufo: See Mongolarachne, but replace spider with frog, and the largest Nephila spiders with a bullfrog. 5: Albertosaurus: So, it's smaller than a T.rex, but just as slow as one. 4: Kulindadromeus: It's offending to say that this guy is what caused all the trigger-happy Feather Nazis to feather all non-coelurosaurian theropods, sauropods, large ornithopods, marginocephalians, and worst of all, thyreophorans. 3: Mapusaurus: So, this carnosaur was lauded to be bigger than T.rex, eh? LIES!!! ALL LIES!!! Carcharodontosaurus will be the biggest carnosaur for as long as he could! 2: Dreadnoughtus: See Mapusaurus, but replace carnosaur with sauropod, T.rex with Argentinosaurus, and Carcharodontosaurus with Puertasaurus. 1: Amphicoelias: This guy was just the size of Diplodocus. If you're talking about the big one, that piece of poop crumbled into pieces, and still all of its fanboys laud it as the biggest sauropod. Ultimate failure.

Sorry if this offended you in anyways. But in all, what are your favorite/least favorite prehistoric creatures?