Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-26199810-20171119015458/@comment-32337650-20180227225948

Which is why I am not offering them any air sickness pills.

Dark Chocolate will be suitable torture for any non- human denizens because eating it makes them extremely sick, but because of the general deliciousness of it, they can't help but keep eating.

And weapons because while hell is designed for torture, it is not violent enough. We want it's denzens to inflict even more damage to each other in their spare time.

While bobcats are balls of fury, their cuteness factor unbalances their suffering factor. Their tendency to faceplant into snow also adds to their pain relief.