Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-32337650-20170731021732/@comment-29637681-20170814000126

"Yeah, so what if I did? I could kill you all as well, you know that?"

The mongoose get on all fours and snarl, only for the Dilophosaurus to throw a samurai sword right the fuck out of nowhere and slice a mongoose down the middle.

"Oh no! Our friend Jeff is dead! We'd better stand on our hind legs so we--GLWARK!" A second mongoose drops dead.

Now a mongoose with a squid hat shows up. Remember, the squid invasion is sort of the reason we're at Russia in the first place.