Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-28009263-20170702193612/@comment-29637681-20171022235813

“You’ve got a lot of guts if you decided to come all the way here to fight us again...” With nothing but ocean for dozens of miles around, anybody who falls into the water is gone for good. Except if you’re Adder. Or you can swim. But I don’t think a lot of us can.

Adder starts slapping and ripping everyone in his way. Doesn’t matter what, doesn’t matter who. If it exists, it deserves to be mauled. Mako sharks and icthyosaurs jump around the ships, like mermaids attempting to drag the Rebels into their Hell. He grabs a mako shark and slams the Hunter with it.

The Carcharodontosaurus does not take to this well. He smashes Adder through the floor, where ten Guanlong pirates are waiting for him. He manages to jump out of the hole and onto a Megalania’s back. The Dilophosaurus rides the overgrown gila monster like a bull in a rodeo before jumping off and throwing his sword-like arm at the lizard’s heart, piercing through the ribs and hitting the vitals; the Megalania gives him a bug-eyed stare as he dies. A perfect kill.

He grabs a vine and swings around the ship, landing in the mast. On top is a Phorusrhacos. Adder kicks the terror bird off the mast; it falls through the same hole, and promptly gets slaughtered by the Guanlongs.

Achilles towers over the ship. He smashes his head into the flank, tearing off a chunk of wood. The Suchominus picks up the chunk of wood and slams Sun repeatedly with it. Sun tries to throw a berry he packed, but it misses and hits his foot. Enraged, he picks up a brick of gold from the opposing boat and smacks Ishmael upside the head with it. Ishmael futiley chucks harpoon after harpoon; the dulled tips bounce harmlessly off Achilles’s hide. There’s only one weakness to him...

Sun gets the idea to throw something at...

“I’m...Out of harpoons!”

The Masiakasaurus throws a fruit...at Achilles’s eye.

This drives him into a rage, and while he does get weakened severely by this, it makes him go ballistic. Firing off one uppercut after another, he smashes the planks of the Aegir. One by one they fly into the sea.

The wind howls and Avalon swoops in, with new wings, followed by a massive horde of Dimorphodons. The sound of their screeching and flapping sounds like a metallic hurricane. Can you ride out this storm?