Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20171103171830/@comment-29637681-20171114034147

It’s kind of a given, though, since Snowdrop’s literally only three/four days old.

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“Why’s the kid here!? Get her to safety! This fucker’s nothing to sneeze at!”

As he ordered that the tablecloth-wrapped whatever slammed Adder through the bridge and into the pool. The squids start to swim towards him, their tentacles swinging wildly, their bodies flashing thousands of colors at once, their beaks crunching.

Of course they’re Humboldts.

After some time he manages to climb back out of the pool to face “Scuzzo” again. “Only in this bizzaro story can you get absolutely and utterly dominated multiple times by a...well...no, wait...a thingimajig.”

Scurcio headbutts Adder into the crystal wall again.

“Hngh! Okay, I’m officially getting tired of this whole headbutting shtick!” He grabs Scurcio by the head and does a flip, the momentum bashing his opponent into the stone bricks.

“GET THE BLOODY CHILDREN OUT OF THIS MINE, IF THEY DIE, EVERYTHING WE’VE DONE FROM THE MOMENT THEY HATCHED WILL BE POINTLESS!” As he yells that a squid jabs him in the jaw, poisoning him with bacteria. His face flares up with cyan colors, his stare freezes everything around him, his veins pump high octane fuel.

“Now here we go for the hundredth time...”

He charges forwards, kicking Scurcio to the ground. With no time to react, Adder jumps on him, shredding his face to a ragged mess of blood and flesh. Then he calms down, and stomps on Scurcio’s face for good measure.

“Just get the fucking kids out of here. I don’t want to lose any of my friends again, okay!?”