Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-28009263-20170702193612/@comment-29637681-20171022184935

I just realized that almost every character has a trademark insult except Cinder(i.e. Glory always says “Wimp,” Adder usually says “Piece of shit” or something like that, etc.).

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“Ah well. I guess that was fairly minor compared to all the crap I got slammed into recently. You know, why is it that both of us always get the short end of the stick?”

Glory rolls her eyes. “I’m sure just because you drank rum and have to deal with children soon doesn’t mean you get to be a complete idiot for a few minutes.”

“Look who’s talking.” Yeah, see, I told you they wouldn’t get along. Okay, they get along a little bit, when they’re not snarking at each other.

Cinder drops down from the mast and yells, “I think I can see some kind of mass heading our way.”

Adder turns around and...

An equally-sized boat, full of Guanlong pirates. On the deck is a horde of spinosaurs, a pack of demented, slobbering Megalanias, and a Phorusrhacos. Near them...The Hunter and the Baron.

Achilles takes this opportunity to get the first strike. He attacks the boat from below, disabling all ability to move and trapping the boat in place. Then he pulls the other boat close to the Aegir and slams a plank down to connect them. At that Adder, Glory, Wraak, Persephone, and Cinder fall into a smaller raft and try paddling to the other boat.

“Nantucket sleigh ride!” Adder kicks the other four onto the deck of the other boat before he grabs a vine hanging from a mast and swings himself up as well.