Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-32395531-20170923063420/@comment-32070106-20171022180720

Meanwhile, deep in a cave far below the surface of the earth:

Dodo: Brethren, we are slaughtered every day. We are enslaved. We are beaten. We are treated like dust under the feet of these... humans.

Well, I say we FIGHT! We take back the rights that are ours, wrested from us by force. We must unite and rise against the tyranny of man! Now who's with me?

(lots of cheering from the gathered dodos)

All (chorus): Do you hear the dodos sing,

Singing the song of angry men.

It is the music of a people

Who will not be slaves again!

When the beating of your heart,

Echoes the beating of the drums,

There is a life about to start

When tomorrow comes!

(etc)