Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-26199810-20170817005839/@comment-29637681-20171003054416

Ah, shit, I just remember I did this a few days ago.

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English: THERE'S A FUCKING ASSASSIN ON THE LOOSE OR SOMETHING!

French: IL Y A UNE FABRICATION D'ASSASSIN SUR LE POINT OU QUELQUE CHOSE!

Spanish: ¡HAY UN ASESINATO DE LA CARTA EN EL SUELTO O ALGO!

Chinese(OH GOD THIS IS GONNA SUCK): 在鬆開或S ！！！！！！！！！！！！！！( Zài sōng kāi huò S !!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

German: ES GIBT EIN FICKEN ASSASSIN AUF DEM LOSE ODER ETWAS!

Japanese: そこには、愛情を込めて何かがありますか？( Soko ni wa, aijō o komete nanika ga arimasu ka? ) <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#9900ff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(How did this not get fucked up?)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#bdf11f;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Portugese: HÁ UM ASSASSINAMENTO DE FODA NO LOOSE OU ALGO!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#274e13;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Italian: C'E 'UN ASSASSINO IN FUCILE SULLA SCOLLA O QUALCOSA!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#00ff00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Irish: BÍOCHTAÍ AR CHÚRTHA AR AN LEAS NÓ NÍ MÓR!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#a61c00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Turkish: ÇÖZME ÜZERİNE BİR İĞNECİ VURGULUK VAR!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#bf9000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hungarian: LÉLEGZETES SZERZŐI VAGY VAGY VAGY VAGY MINDEN!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#20124d;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hebrew: ללא שם: יש מתנקש מזויין על LOOSE או משהו!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#cc0000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Afrikaans: DAAR IS 'N FAKKENDE ASSASSIN OP DIE LOS OF ENIG!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#93c47d;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Russian: У нас есть уловка или покой!( <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#93c47d;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">U nas yest' ulovka ili pokoy! <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#93c47d;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#45818e;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hindi: ढीले या कुछ और पर एक कमबख्त एसएसएसनिन!( <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#45818e;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">dheele ya kuchh aur par ek kamabakht esesesanin! <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#45818e;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Bulgarian: Има измамничество на загубеното или нещото!( <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ima izmamnichestvo na zagubenoto ili neshtoto! <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#ff9900;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#6aa84f;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Greek: ΕΙΝΑΙ ΕΝΑΣ ΑΓΑΠΩΜΕΝΟΣ ΒΑΣΙΛΙΣΜΟΣ ΣΤΗΝ ΕΛΛΑΔΑ Ή ΣΤΟ ΝΕΟ!( <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#6aa84f;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EINAI ENAS AGAPOMENOS VASILISMOS STIN ELLADA Í STO NEO! <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#6aa84f;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#a64d79;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Hawaiian: NO KA PONO E PILI ANA I KA LAWO I KA MEA ME KA MEA!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#f6b26b;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luxembourgish: GËT E EN E FUCKEN ASSASSIN AM LOOSE ODER SOMETHING!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#660000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Arabic: هناك قاتل اللعنة على فقدان أو شيء!( <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;color:#660000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">hnak qatal allaenat ealaa fiqdan 'aw shay'an! <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#660000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#5b0f00;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Romanian: ESTE UN ASIGURARE FUCKING LA LOOSE SAU NECESAR!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#351c75;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Finnish: ON KAIKKI KIINNITTÄVÄ TAKAISIN LOISSA TAI JOTA!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#00ffff;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Scots Gaelic: AN TACHARTAS A THA A 'GABHAIL A-STEACH AIR AN T-EILEANACH NO AN T-EILE!