Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-26199810-20181206090956/@comment-26199810-20190202121747

NightSky64 wrote: ANightDazingZoroark wrote: NightSky64 wrote: ANightDazingZoroark wrote: Historybuff12345 wrote: the chickens have teleported colinization ships around the multiverse taking over various universes

*Hears this on the news of the universe im in*

guess im fucked. but hey, i guess my bunker is too secure for them to attack me... Don't get your hopes high. They invaded my secret bunker. my secret bunker has: But does your have roaches? Mine is better in that part. no
 * lava covering it
 * millions of layers of invincible and heatproof materials
 * an electromagnetic pulse that blocks all teleportation systems (but mine)
 * secure identification system only i can pass
 * magic system that can connect to any form of internet connections and see the entire universe its in
 * unlimited pizza, burgers, and pepsi
 * physical fitness transformer