Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20170302230254/@comment-29637681-20170403164926

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'SSSSS DA SITUATIOHN, CAPATAIN?"

"We failed. I will tell Meruem."

The Drake enters Meruem's chambers, and tells his tale.

"Hello,  sir, We failed in our attempt to--"

The Drake is cut off by a strange lightning enveloping his throat.

"Do you feel this force tightening around your neck? It is the power of a true dragon. It is my hate reaching out towards you," Meruem says with a eerily silent tone.

"IT WOULD BE MUCH TOO PATHETIC AND FUTILE TO SIMPLY PUNISH SOMEBODY SO  USELESS!!!! "

The magnetic beam cuts off, and the Drake falls to the ground. Merouem swings his three heads around, slicing his head off and throwing him through a brick wall and out into the sea. Blood splatters on the walls.

"Sayōnara, fakkufeisu! "(Farewell, fuckface!)

The other Drake enters the chamber.

"WHAT."

"We failed in--"

This second Drake suffers much the same fate, except he isn't flung outside the walls, he is instead roasted alive.

And then he got his head sliced off.

Two more dragons enter the chamber. One is a Fire Dragon, about 50 feet long, and the other a Wyrm, 60 feet long.

They are named Tank and Sly, respectively. Remember that.

Tank's dialogue will be in bold and Sly's in italics, for convenience issues.

"UUUUuuhhhhh..."

"Boss?"

"Yes, you two. You will be...promoted."

"Oh,, thank you, thank you!"(This is both of them speaking together.)

"Do not thank me. Thank the two Drakes who failed us all and dared to live and tell me the story."

Tank and Sly kneel before the Orochi, not in honor, but in fright.

"Now...Tell Faeroe that the wait is over."

And with that Tank and Sly jumped out the giant hole and onto the cliff.