Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20171103171830/@comment-29637681-20171128203124

The boat drifts through massive bones and rocks jutting from the sea floor. Screams of anguish and misery wail through the lonely stones, echoing the desires of escape from suffering uttered by the victims of the Empire. The creaking of the ship eventually joins in on the chorus of howling ghosts.

Right when they near the squid beak, they can see a shining slab of ivory at the seafloor. Adder smirks and goes to the lower decks. Helping himself to a bottle of rum(made with slightly less Electrophorus blood), he stares around.

His talons clanking on the wood like Z-Mech, Adder makes his way up to the deck once more.

Well, he tried.

Instantly teeth jab into the flanks of the boat. The teeth fall off of the boat and leave behind holes. Mako sharks are jumping into the boat and jamming their teeth into it, wounding the structure.

Not again!

Once he reaches the top of the boat, he yells, “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?”

Wraak and Cinder have been bashed facefirst into a brick of platinum. Lucious is slamed facefirst into the mast. Ishmael has been tossed overboard. Sun doesn’t know what to do. Visory is unconscious, blood pooling around him. The scorpions are gone.

Everybody wakes up and yells, “BEHIND YOU!”

Another Dilophosaurus, the same from earlier, emerges. Riding on an Allosaurus, he jumps onto the deck and punches Adder. The younger Dilophosaurus tries to back up, but the other fires a crystal into Adder’s throat. Not content, he fires ten more into Adder’s brain, causing him to collapse. The Allosaurus smashes the scorpions and Wraak through the ship and out the bottom.

Have I ever told you that finding this ivory with nothing but a tiny, newly made ship was a terrible idea?

Well, guess I’ll say it now.

When Adder tries to retreat, the other Dilophosaurus slams his prosthetic arm onto Adder’s neck, pinning him. Firing yet more crystals into Adder’s brain, he grabs the younger Dilophosaurus and hauls him onto the Allosaurus. Then, they disappear under the waves.

Everybody tries to follow after him, but the Allosaurus is long gone. Not that it matters, because Glory and Hannibal are here now.

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Lieutenant Salvo begins now.