Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-28009263-20170702193612/@comment-29637681-20171028161259

"I think we should name these things," Wraak suggests.

Cue Adder glaring at the Velociraptor. "You're going to name them!? First you kill these fuckers' mother, then you let them hatch, then you feed them excessively, and now you're going to NAME them!? YOU NEVER NAME THEM, WRAAK!"

"Well, why not?"

"I-Ju-SHi-WHA-BECAUSE--"

The blue scorpion jabs him in the face and scuttles off.

"How could anybody hate these things?" Cinder scoops up the blue scorpion and smiles at Adder.

He raises his head, yells "Wabby wabbo," and faints.

"I mean, Adder's actually a pretty nice guy when he feels like he can trust you. I had to become friends with him the hard way...Given that we nearly killed each other fifty times over the course of one year. Dealing with constant pain for three years really isn't nice to him."

Wraak nods.

"But he's kind of an awesome friend when he's not all moody and...well, you know..." She breaks out into incoherent screaming in the worst French accent you could possibly imagine.

"So, I have a feeling we're slowly driving this island's ecosystem to crap. Shouldn't we really go back home to the mainland and give these things more food to eat?"

Adder wakes up again. "Tu es littéralement le pire...(You're literally the worst...)"