Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-28009263-20170702193612/@comment-29637681-20171017004851

Good luck getting from here to the Archipelago; it's about 50 miles until the next island.

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"Wait. Guys, hear that?"

Everyone shuts up. They hear a buzzing and humming.

"Mm..."

Adder turns around and sees Cinder. She apparently found a rose lying on the ground and gave it a deep, long whiff.

"Shaddap! I'm sure the Empire's on us right now!"

She groans and throws it at Adder. It lands on his face and he struggles to claw out the thorns.

A rumble. "Sorry, guys...I'm starving. Haven't had proper nutrition for two months now..." Adder starts licking his claws.

Then the rumble comes back. "Okay, now that definitely wasn't me!"

They don't notice the jungle starting to flare around them. They all turn around and see...

A wall of flame, coming right at them.

Everyone tries to run, but Adder holds them back. "We're not leaving without the Pulmonoscorpius, whatever her name is..."

But sure enough the scorpion breaks through the ferns, running as fast as her 30cm long body could take her...which obviously isn't fast enough. She's wildly yelling in fright. "ARMAGGEDON!"

So of course right after that the trees break down behind her. Ten Chasmosaurus charge into the arena, their white bodies on fire, their black eyes empty with lost souls. On their backs are two Deinonychus each. Drunk, per the norm. Obviously members of the Empire.

"...nevermind, let's go!"