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The Great Bandit eventually finds the group of Rebels. He starts forward. "Um...I was exiled from the Outlaws...They will probably want my hide...I did not want to hurt any of you. I was forced to do all of this...Because I killed Lena the Therizinosaurus...She tried to steal my treasures...And Bonesaw observed this and drafted me into his army...I beg you all to forgive an ally turned villain."

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Gloom comes back to Bonesaw with a nice heaping wagonful of meat. "GOOD."

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Bolona and her group walk into Bonesaw's den and offer him the skulls. "These were freshly killed," he states. He places them one by one on the shelf: Hook the Machairoceratops, Loki the Machairoceratops...Then he stopped. He laughed and placed the third skull on the shelf...

MACH THE MACHAIROCERATOPS.

Everyone stands still. They look off to the right. Gloom stood perched on a ledge, motionless, silently eyeing them, but below her was Vulture, Bonesaw's right-hand-man.

Vulture is an Austroraptor; he specializes in night missions, and he never fails at his job. He is licking his claws; he always licks them after sharpening them on a slab of stone, which he does daily. He has purple and black feathers, with the ones on his head styled into a fedora.

"Well done, Bolona. You have killed our foe, Mach. From now on, Bolona, I shall bestow upon you the name of Lieutenant..." He thought for a moment.

"...Dark Wing."

He turned to the others.

"You see this shit? I NAMED THIS SHIT. I GAVE THIS SHIT NAMED BOLONA A NEW TITLE. YOU BETTER RESPECT HER."

They stare ahead.

"You're not very smart, are you? MOVE!"