Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20161210161753/@comment-28115141-20161214000705

LordHelix990 wrote: "NOT SO FAST, GRIM!" Kratus picked up a few crystals and asked, "Nice gold ya got there. Wanna know another use for it?"

Grim raised an "eyebrow." "Yeeessssss?"

"It's an excellent conductor of electricity."

Kratus threw the crystals with perfect aim, which lodged themselves in Grim's spine. Grim buckled and shuddered with the sudden rush of electric shock in his body, and started to flail around, smashing trees and settig the water on fire. He couldn't claw out the crystals, so he just kept writhing, continuously gettig shocked as Kratus started throwing trees at his opponents.

Onix is impressed at this, but suddenly has a flashback. THIS WAS EXACTLY HOW HIS FIRST FIGHT WITH PARAGON WENT. Onix suddenly goes up in rage and picks up Mach in his jaws, swinging him around with his teeth and slamming him everywhere into the ground, in the process whacking Paragon several times. Before Paragon can deliver another tail slap, Zeus leaps in and grabs onto the neck of the giant.

Ra the Phosphatodraco and Thor the Dimetrodon do much the same. Loki is chasing Frankenstein around. O-Onix is paralyzed... You don't just stand up and you don't just find these crystals anywhere, not to mention Grim's always facing that same shock ''every. single. day.''