Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20161210161753/@comment-208.54.39.229-20170130022419

The history of the Rift:

The first year's winter: Oh no! It's a predator!

The first year's spring: Oh no! It's the Viper!

The first year's summer: Oh no! It's Ridley!

The first year's autumn: Oh no! It's Cronos!

Last winter: Oh no! It's Cronos...Again!

Last spring: Oh no! It's Grim!

Last summer: Oh no! It's Kaiser!

Today(autumn): lmao itz teh shado lard

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Day rises over the Rift. The crowd is still confronting Glove.

Glove tries to explain himself to Ancile in front of him, but Ancile cuts him off. "You messed with our friends, caused immeasurable damage to the Rift, unleashed criminal after criminal(as in Ridley and the Shadow Lord criminal, not Onix criminal), and speaking of Ridley, you. Killed. MY. FAMILY!!!!!"

Glove: "When did you ever have a fam-"

Ancile: "Welcome to my show, Ripley's Believe it or Go Fuck Yourself."

Glove: "..."

Ancile: "...and come to think of it, what's an Arthropleura doing inside a mountain anyways? The mountain belongs to the Goddamned Bats, not some random worm with legs.

"You're an insult to the face of this world and you know it. You're a fraud, a LIAR, A CRIMINAL, A SCOURGE TO THE FACE OF THIS WORLD. So let me give you one last trial to see if you're worthy enough to stay on this Rift."

Ancile shoved his face in front of Glove.

"Shoot me with your antennae. Whip me hard and take me down."

Glove does nothing. He's too petrified from shame.

""SHOOT ME!!!!!"

Still nothing.

"Hmph. I banish you to the ouskirts of this world, to where the damned only live. And if I ever see you again, I'll take your soul down with me into the FIERY DEPTHS OF ALL HELL!"