Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20170514033014/@comment-29637681-20170617141533

Well, back to after Yellow Jacket's funeral. By the way, I moved Stalagmite and Randall into secondary characters so I could accomodate a few more major characters(currently have three: Adder, Cinder, and Allen).

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Adder eats an Asutroraptor egg. "A shitty source of food...For shitty people like me..."

Everyone eats everything they can, due to not eating anything for the past two days. They were already starving prior to the beginning of this new RP(WELL THERE I GO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN), why must they always suffer this, all they do is exist, and yet the Outlaws always target them in particular...

"So, where's Lucious?" Cinder looks up from her meal and sees nobody. At least they're having fun, wherever they are. They don't have to deal with a crapsack world like we do.

"Nowhere in particular. Hopefully not dead. I think the main reason why we even moved here in the first place was because Drift wanted to make a pilgrimage to the Ruined Castle. Maybe he wants to sacrifice me to the Goddamned Bats."

As they finish eating, they see some of their ally Rebels enter their territory.(Dammit, Wolf, I was making a character named Colt. Oh well.) There is Sobek the Geosternibergia, a former Outlaw that was reformed into a loyal Rebel. There is Meleoron the Staurikosaurus, a Staurikosaurus with a metric crapton of anxiety. There is Hammerhead, a nihilistic Linheraptor, and a very old Ampleosaurus with an iron tail named...Johnny.

"How have you guys been?" Cinder recognizes them as fellow Rebels who also serve under Thorn Tail.

"Okay, I guess," Johhny says in a sarcastic tone. "No, we're absolutely horrible. Creeper chased us all the way here, he's been working with Vulture recently. Hey, have I told you that Bonesaw died and Vulture took his place..."

"I knew that," Adder interrupts. "Gloom boasted about it before we killed her last night."

"Oh dear..." Hammerhead groans. "Somebody must have screwed up royally, because now Thorn Tail is on the verge of death and Yellow Jacket is dead, Batterhull is also dead, Fire Tooth hates our guts, and Wind Talon is an overall jerk, I feel only Thorn Tail could possibly take Yellow Jacket's place as leader..."

"What's the use of feeling that Thorn Tail will survive and take over as leader? Nobody could possibly rally the hundreds of us together to rise against the Outlaws. Only the Reaper ends up winning in the end," Adder states.

"Vulture retreated on a Parasaurolophus to somewhere. He said he would return with a mob greater than any before, I think? He didn't say much after he assassinated Yellow Jacket."

"The world hates our guts," Hammerhead adds.

"Yep."

Sobek, the former Outlaw, steps forward. "Have any of you seen Bolona, because she killed my family last night. Even I, a former Outlaw, have a family. As I attended the meeting she killed my children and my wife to survive the shock of that huge fight two days ago."

"Last time I saw her she was running away with two Gallimimus after I killed Moloc," Randall states helpfully.

"And I was singing a song about how Dilophosaurus is an--"

He gets interrupted again, this time by Meleoron talking as fast as he can. "Um, has anybody come across Mandible? He's been claiming lives like the Grim Reaper and crushing our territory."

"When did the Rebels ever have territory? Everything's been sent to the Outlaws. They've been stealing land, food, water, and animals from our ecosystem."

Meleoron eats a fly. "We should find out soon. I think Mandible and Bolona have scheduled a rumble with us several days from now. I got this information by sneaking into the Outlaw homeland(Mount Kratakota) while the assassination took place."

"Thanks, guys. You can stay a bit longer, if you want."

"No, we can't. Creeper is on our tails, he is hunting us down wherever we run. There seems to be an invasion in the seas recently, and there are more Coelurus appearing around here...The appearance of Coelurus is never a good thing."

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Vulture marches through the Shadowlands while humming "Kidnap the Sandy Claus." He walks by massive skeletons, one of which is a Quetzalcoatlus.

It's Eagle. The last Quetzalcoatlus. They are but extinct.

He keeps walking and observes that some Ceratosaurus and Tarbosaurus are gathering by the edges of the valley. Some Camarasaurus, Spinosaurus, Chasmosaurus, Ophiacodons, Monolophosaurus, and Boreopterus, too. He smirks and sees that they are his ally Outlaws.

"Alright, everybody! Shut your ass-flapping mouths and listen up! We! Will destroy the Rebels! We shall sneak into..."

"...all!"

"WROOOAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

The Outlaws stomp to Vulture's side, and join him alongside his gallery of five half-dead abominations. "Well, that was so easy I almost feel guilty."