Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-32337650-20170731021732/@comment-29637681-20170801192524

and it lands in a puddle of bots anyways. The squid yells, "I AM THE ONE WHO SENT THIS INVASION, FOR I CARRIED OUT MY MASTER RAPTOROFWAR'S DYING WISH...TO DESTROY THE RUSSIAN FRONT. DIE, UNBELIEVERS!" in an outrageously awesome Russian accent.

(Certainly helps I'm listening to Russian Easter Overture by Rimsky-Korsikov right now.)