Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-27163598-20161024052544/@comment-29637681-20161210021514

Oh, what losers are they, Kaiser thought to himself. He had a while army attacking various parts of the Rift. He controlled a giant Spinosaurus, three ninjas, four vikings, four desert animals that were always ready to kill, five godlike dinosaurs, and thousands of mooks. Giganotosaurus, Carcharodontosaurus, Lessemsaurus, Lascovaugus, Mosasaurus, Archaeornithomimus, Utahraptor, Deinonychus, Mammenchisaurus...hell, he even captured the Legendary Beasts, four giant animals that would kill anything when provoked. He turned to the Beasts behind him. The cave blasted into the Lowlands suddenly exploded with roaring.

"WAR MACHINE, THE TARBOSAURUS! BRUCE THE PARALITITAN! PROTON THE HATZEGOPTERYX! GIRATINA, THE MOSASAURUS! I HAVE BROUGHT YOU ALL UNDER MY CONTROL! AND NOW...THIS WORLD IS MINE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He decided to sic his first abomination on the lowly inhabitants of the Rift.

"GGIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! RISE!"