Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20171103171830/@comment-29637681-20171114161155

“And yu, whatever the hell you are, are the most useless beast I have ever observed in my entire life.”

Okay, I don’t have anything against any of your characters, but unless Scurcio is a fucking Paralititan or something along those lines, there’s no way he should survive getting whaled on by at least 12(Glory, Cinder, Wraak, Kwa, Lecias, Logmor, the scorpions, Visory, Lucious, and Adder, not to mention the squid) people at once.

“So, you’re awake?”

Cinder, Wraak, and Lucious get thrown in with Logmor and Adder.

“Well, you four seem to be alive.” The drug, whatever it was, hope it wasn’t marijuana, starts to wear off. “What time is it. Hell, what even is the date? All I know is that whatever that fucker was he definitely meant business.”

“It’s only been a few hours,” Cinder says helpfully. “I’m sure the others are somewhere else.”

“If they’re back at the mainland, I’m not going back for them. Anyways, do you even know what exactly Scuzzo is in the first place?”

“Dah-nt tal-k in ther!”

Immediately he springs to his feet. He works against the toxin. He starts smashing himself against the closed door.

Logmor seems confused. “What are you doing!?”

The Dilophosaurus turns around. “I WILL NOT BE STOPPED BY ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE EMPIRE!” He starts slamming himself harder. The door starts to show dents. Scurcio tries to reinforce it, but it’s already about to be broken.

“This isn’t worth using up your energy!” Logmor tries to reason with him.

“Tell me when was the last time anything was worth my life or my energy?”

With that he smashes through the doorway and into the open air. Scurcio turns around and sees everyone follow him. The Leedsichthys is in the background.

“Yu ba-ck!?”

“HELL YEAH!”

He gets the first strike this time. Adder does a flip over Scurcio and stabs him in the mouth. Grabbing that green tooth, he wrenches it around, restraining Scurcio, shoving him into the ground—

until it broke.

He broke off the tooth.

Now I don’t care what he is, what he’s wearing, what kinds of gizmos or gadgets he’s got up his ass, or even if he has another green tooth, he has the survival chances of a giraffe with gold tied to his legs being held at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.