Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20170514033014/@comment-29637681-20170528221059

I'm gonna draw a map of the area later.

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Adder suddenly collapses on the ground.

When he wakes up again he sees a shadow in front of him. It's him.

The shadow morphs fifty times and smiles. Eventually it settles on a true form, a Diplodocus, and glares viciously.

The abomination looks absolutely hideous, with only one eye, red skin with bloody green gashes everywhere, and massive, overgrown spikes along his back.

(Just for fun, I'd recommend reading the Diplodocus's dialogue in a Hayden Christensen-like accent. I'll make his dialogue bold to make it easier. For thise who don't know he was Anakin Skywalker's actor in Star Wars Episode III. And yes, I think Episode III was the best movie.)

"Oh, it's you. Follow me."

Adder's eyes grow wide and he shakes his head. No...He came back...He killed him...He killed them...He killed everybody...

But Adder seems to follow the Diplodocus against his own will.

Together they observe the world. The sun does not shine, the wind does not blow, time never passes, space never expands. It is a black-and-white monotonous flatland. There is nothing. No herds, no ferns, no trees, not even clouds. Just nothing. Apart from the rare floating rock flying across the gray sky or electric crystals in the ground and on said rocks buzzing rarely with electricity, there is absolutely nothing. Just...Darkness.

"This is our future. It is shrivelled and pathetic, with no life anywhere. The herds and animals are all gone, the bats no more. Our deeds have brought this miserable planet to an end."

The Diplodocus walks in a slow circle around Adder, who is still staring ahead with wide eyes and mouth agape.

"The deaths of our fathers...The sacrifices that Kaiser Greedy has made...The plans of Extinction...Even Grim's all-out hopes for droughts and death. Were they nothing but a waste? Yes they were. We are all waste in the end. Eventually we end like this future you see. In the years of 2018, when World War III started, the United States unleashed the Gene Bombs, annihilated all life on Earth, and created us all in a new timeline as the old Earth would restart and continue, doomed to suffer the same mistakes as before. Was it not a waste? I would believe it was; upon rediscovering the lost languages of the Earth I discovered the science of everything; I, for example, can tell you about probability and chance."

He grabbed a rock. One side was black, the other gray.

"Coins may land heads or tails. Want to bet?"

Adder shakes his head. He has maintained the same expression the entire time.

With that the Diplodocus throws the rock...but it never came down.

"...But sometimes they may never land at all...You likely did not expect that. I did not expect this future. But the rock never lands, and the future is never beautiful. Your friends are naive and foolish; they fight for a wasted cause. All of their efforts will end in vain and suffering."

"And it's all. Your. FAULT."

Adder tries to back away, but the Diplodocus wraps his tail around Adder. He then draws close and slowly licks Adder's face, silently yearning for the young Dilophosaurus's flesh.

"Your father Kragok was a brilliant man. He was an engineer, he helped me discover the electric crystals. But you do not remember what happened to him? He killed your mother before you were born, as well as your siblings...I caught you two when you were running away. I took great glee in ripping Kragok's crests off!"

He stops wrapping Adder and backs off.

"You don't think it, do you? You don't think I had to eat him just to keep myself alive, do you?"

Adder still maintains a dead man's stare, but tears start to well up in his eye.

"Man oh man...Where are his cells? Are they here(he points to one of his legs)? Or here(he points to his flanks). Hmm...What if they're right here(he points to his brain)? Yes, I think they're over here.

"This puny world does not need you, Adder. They do not need your friends either. None of you matter, the whole lot of you Rebel scum are bugs on this rock. So run away, kill yourselves, and never return to this world."

The Diplodocus begins vanishing into thin air.

"It is the only way we can hope for a better future."

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Adder slams the ground and wakes up. "Lucious...Where are we?"