Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-26199810-20181005133414/@comment-5815431-20181008014712

I'm not a member of this cult, but I have an alternative: The Fat Earth Society! For those of us who know that Earth is an Obese Spheroid.

Let's look at the facts:

-Over the years, Earth has eaten BILLIONS, if not TRILLIONS of meteorites.

-Earth is the largest solid planet known to humanity.

-Earth is constantly releasing methane from its magentic south pole.

You just can't deny that the earth is fat. The facts show it.