Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-25235219-20170623000827/@comment-29637681-20170626090139

IF I SAY IT IS OPPOSITE DAY, DOES THAT MEAN IT IS NOT OPPOSITE DAY?

IS SAND CALLED SAND BECAUSE IT'S IN BETWEEN THE SEA AND THE LAND?

IF ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS, WHY IS THE PEN MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD?

IF SHIT TOUCHES SOAP, IS THE SHIT CLEAN OR THE SOAP DIRTY?

DOES SOVIET RUSSIA HAVE CAPITALIST AMERICA JOKES?(In Capitalist America, game beats you!)

IF I DELETE THE RECYCLING BIN ON MY COMPUTER, WHERE WILL IT GO?

CAN A WORD BE A SYNONYM FOR SYNONYM?

IF GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, BUT PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE, THEN WOULD IT MEAN THAT TOASTERS DON'T TOAST TOAST, BUT TOAST TOAST TOAST?

WOULD YOU CALL AN ARGUMENT BETWEEN VEGANS A BEEF?

WHY SHOULD TEACHERS WASTE TIME TEACHING STUDENTS THERE, THEIR, AND THEY'RE WHEN THEY'LL GET IT WRONG ANYWAYS?

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF PINNOCHIO SAID, "My nose will now grow."?

IF 80% OF PEOPLE SUFFER FROM DIAHREA, DOES THE LAST 20% ENJOY IT?

IF WEED MAKES YOU LAUGH, AND LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE, IS WEED THE BEST MEDICINE?(No, I don't use weed.)

IF I TURN OFF MY COMPUTER BY SHUTTING IT DOWN, DO I POWER IT BACK UP BY SHUTTING IT UP?

IF YOU HATE THE HATERS, ARE YOU A HATER?

VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER...UNLESS THE QUESTION IS, "What is not the answer?"

WHY MUST YOU BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE BY DESTROYING ONE SIDE OF IT?

IF THE SLENDERMAN LOOKED AT MEDUSA, WHO DIES FIRST?

IF A VAMPIRE BITES A ZOMBIE, DOES THE ZOMBIE TURN INTO A VAMPIRE OR DOES THE VAMPIRE TURN INTO A ZOMBIE?

DAMN. THIS HURTS MY BRAIN.

-Various Philosoraptor memes(with a few of my own thrown in)