Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-25235219-20170623000827/@comment-29637681-20170706051311

MOTHERFUCKIN' MECHA OF MECHA DOOMY DOOMS OF DOOMING DOOMITY DOOMY DOOM DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE GRAY GOO AND STARTS SHREDDING CHORDS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THROWING LANDMINES EVERYWHERE. IT MELTS THE GOO INTO SCORCHING SLAG AND LIQUID SILVER. THEN  MOTHERFUCKIN' MECHA OF MECHA DOOMY DOOMS OF DOOMING DOOMITY DOOMY DOOM ACTIVATES HIS FIFTY JETPACKS, FLIES UP IN THE AIR TO BE SAFE FROM THE LIQUID, AND SHOOTS MISSILES AT THE CARNAGE; ENOUGH MISSILES TO BE USED BY TWO ARMIES. HE THEN RETREATS TO THE GODDAMN MOON, LEAVING EVERYONE ELSE TO...