Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20161210161753/@comment-29637681-20161211063633

Why does it always feel like Jaigantic, Noonyeyz, and I are always competing to make the bloodiest deaths?

Kaiser just grins faintly. He knows today is the day, now is when the apocalypse starts. " HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Instantly the stongest of the Gods of Ka breaks the surface of the Steam Stream(remember, the part downstream is a mile wide, but gets more narrow as it reaches the Y-Knot)...

Name: Horus

Species: Maresasaurus

Gender: Male

Appearance: Green, with a purple back and belly. Maresasaurus can grow to immense proportions, maybe 50-60 feet long, and Horus is no exception. Horus developed a resistance to the burning hot water of the Steam Stream, which allows him to make assults by patrolling the Stream, and jumping out at intruders. His eyes are bloodshot red. In the Rift, if you see red, you take warning, and you better take this warning seriously.

Personality: ???

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The hulking green leviathan jumps clear out of the river like a breaching whale. He slams himself into the waters, splashing water everywhere that burns dozens of small animals alive. The rest of the Gods of Ka, the Delta Immortals, Onix, and Kaiser close in on the herd, and suddenly attack.

The Gods of Ka work together to attack the hundreds of hadrosaurs and sauropods on the bank, ripping at their flesh. Suddenly Set, after sustaining some wounds, leaves the battlefield with some five hundred mooks to heal. The Delta Immortals are no slouch in combat either; they all target Paragon's mother and they start pouncing and whacking wherever they can. Onix roars and starts slamming himself into various herdmates, shoving them into the river for Horus to eat. Kaiser stands there, laughing maniacally. The thousands of abelisaurids, pterosaurs, and mosasaurs start to eat away at the hard, starting a dounpour of blood so massive it flooded the Lowlands with a three-feet deep sea of blood. Where's Paragon to save his mother when you need him?

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Butch suddenly comes up with a plan. He signals to Charizard, who nods. Charizard suddenly scratches and flaps his wings, making it sound like he escaped. The golden Dimetrodon crawls over to Charizard's cell, and cannot see the Cearadactylus, who is camoflauged as a rock. Butch takes this time to dislodge the log bars and slip out. Alain does the same. The Dimetrodon turns around to check Butch...except he's not there either. The two then work together to free Charizard. All three slip outside into the Blizzard once more to find Dirk and confront Set.

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Odin stands there, amused. He hears the bloodbath at the Boneyard, but decides not to investigate. His team are almost at camp with the frozen Dirk...but suddenly a Twin Tower crystal flies at the block of ice. It catches fire, DIRK IS FREE FROM HIS PRISON, he LUNGES at Odin, and knocks the Carnotaurus to the ground. He finds himself stunned from the impact, and he cannot stand back up, and is only hindered by the lack of functional arms. The last thing he can see is Dirk charging directly at Odin, and the brutish Allosaurus brings his massive, outstretched maw down; a pair of 5-foot long thin hammers, held four-feet apart like a snake's mouth. He showed his weaponry: seventy white, sharp daggers, being brought down on the evil opponent, like a guillotine of a one-way ride to oblivion.

A bloody, gurgling screech breaks the silence of the Rift. The bloodcurdling scream of murder can be heard hundreds of miles away; it was an actual cannonshot of an elephant, a dragon, and hell only knows WHAT. The severed head of Odin flew off of the body, and it just kept flying through the air, still screaming and trailing massive amounts of blood from its ripped neck, and it landed face first into the ground, still screeching, and evaporating the snow with blood and heat. The scream cut off abruptly, and Odin's body lay a massive, stone-dead, iced-over body half a mile away from the once-self-autonomous screeching head.

Butch, Alain, and Charizard retrieve Dirk and hit the ground running for the Desert once more...