Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-26199810-20171119015458/@comment-32337650-20180301220013

That may be true, but no one can withstand extreme speeds without air sickness pills for an extended period of time, i.e, cling on to an extremely unstable flying thing that may or may not be trying to eat you alive while trying not to vomit or fall into lava and suffer the most extreme pain until Satan comes and gets you out.

No one can resist the awesome power of dark chocolate, even if it may be poisonous to them.

And I think god would be a little more thorough while checking packages from hell as to not notice a voracious and aggressive carnivore stuffed in a package.