Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20170514033014/@comment-29637681-20170612161221

Adder simply slaps Bolona, being about 200 times more massive than her, but is cornered by Vulture, who is about his same size.

"No...Please not today...I know that I'm sucidal, but please don't kill me like this..."

"HI!!!" Cinder popped up from behind and bit Vulture, scaring him off.

Cinder flies away and breaks off Rover and Drift's bonds. She comes back and drops a spider into an Agustinia's ear. The Agustinia rampages over everything, trampling a majority of the Outlaws. Bolona is stepped on, but escaped, just barely avoiding death.

Adder walks into a corner and observes the war zone. The Great Bandit did a jump kick from above a tree, missed an Agustinia, and faceplanted in the ground. Randall was punching everything while there were two drunk Deinonychus on his head. Stalagmite was beating up Etara and Bolona. Rover was immobilizing He while Drift was slapping him. Exedra was locking horns with a Pentaceratops. Cinder and Wraak were rodeoing on Moloc's back. It's AWESOME.

He plops himself down on top of a tree, and pulls out his phone. He jams it into a boombox, presses Shuffle, and...

...One Direction came on? "I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT GOT HERE! JUST--" He tries again, skipping to the next songs, only for them to be "Never Gonna Give You Up," the Sonic the Hedgehog main theme, and ten minutes of some guy screaming. "THIS BITCH EMPTY!"

He kicks the radio onto the ground, diconnects the phone, and throws it at Gloom. "YEET!"

The phone promptly whacks Gloom in the face.

(Note: Everything about the phone was a joke.)