Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20161210161753/@comment-29637681-20170224054638

The entire army(except the Argentinosaurus, for obvious reasons) filed one by one into the cave. They surrounded the Arthropleura, shooting him scathing death glares. The Troodons join Lorenzo's Gallimimus-riding posse and gain their own Gallimimus mounts to use. Pteranodons fly overhead as the Troodons wave their "knives" made of little tiny Compsognathus claws. (They use these knives by holding it in their mouths and slamming them everywhere, or by using them as a "fourth toe.") One dinosaur emerges from the great crowd, it...no...SHE...charged forward, to Ancile...when suddenly...

' BAM! '

Glove was holding the dinosaur by the neck with his strong antennae. The dinosaur was a Ceratosaurus, slightly smaller than the norm, about 10-13 feet long(Ancile is 24 feet long, by the way). She had two horns, blue skin, green protofeathers, and red eyes. Her face was starting to turn purple from suffocation, and then if they didn't--

At this Ancile dropped all sense of safety and screeched louder than a ghost with twenty megaphones.

" LAPIS!!!!!!" 

He immediately stabbed Glove through the head(not killing him), and began to swing him around. Absolutely nobody dances with this devil, and this tango would lead to the demise of all who decided to dance along.

Glove does nothing, as he is overwhelmed by a war hero from years past. Ancile's mind, brain, and arteries suddenly begin pumping high octane fuel, stimulating his bloodlust to kill Glove faster and faster more. He pulls his spikes out of Glove's head and charges right at Glove. The two heads collide with a dull CRACK! and Glove is suddenly tossed onto Ancile's massive plates, where he is suddenly bucked off the stegosaur's body and under his feet. Ancile stomps around in a maddened fury as Glove is pummeled by three massive feet and an iron stump.

Abruptly the punishment stops. Ancile talks once more.

"Hey...You want to know how I got these SCARS!?" he yelled, motioning to his lost eye and leg.

"Yeeeeeeeeeessssssss?"

"Like THIS!!"

He stomped on the left side of Glove's body, and slammed his tail down at that exact spot. It cleaved off a good chunk of Glove's legs. Both are now mortally wounded, but not dead yet.

Yet.

Yet.

"Please...Spare me...I had to do all this..."

Ancile looks at the Goddamned Bats in the cave, hesitates, and speaks one last time.

" GET OUT. "