Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-26941921-20160517120317/@comment-30510983-20160917214724

"Lot of stuff happened today. I couldn't sleep at night because an Ornitholestes just wouldn't shut up. So I killed him. Then while I was browsing for food in the morning I got stuck in a swamp. A Sarcosuchus dragged me out and tried to kill me. So I killed HIM. Two young Utahraptors threatened me and broke one of my tail spikes. I killed one an scared off the other one. Now an adult Utahraptor came an hour ago and cut out my eye. I scared him off...and now I don't know where he went. But if he comes here, it would be great if the three of us, Alpha, Mach, and me, could work together to beat him up. He's been stalking me for a week."