Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20170514033014/@comment-29637681-20170519163708

Adder shakes his head. "I'll bet the person who writes my dialogue is hated by everyone else here. I'd bet my entire fucking life."

Rover cocks his head. "Well, I don't think you're wrong..."

"So, what, what do we do now," Adder asks. "We need to rally more Rebels and fight back against the Outlaws. What are we against them? What, aren't we basically emo teens rebelling against corrupt forces and powerful beasts?"

Lucious takes a deep breath. Now they have to live here, far away from the Watering Hole.

"LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING LIVE HERE EITHER, OKAY? Do you want to live or not?"

He forgot it was night. Thankfully nobody notices them.

"So, what were you saying about 'Salty,' whatever the heck that is?" Cinder asks.

''Goddammit, how is she always calm. ''"Uh, what did I say about the 'Salty?'"

"You were talking about it in your sleep."

"OH! Shit, none of..."

Cinder, Stalagmite, and Rover fall asleep on the spot.

"So, what was I saying about the 'Salty,' Lucious? Apparently Cinder really cares for my mental health?"

"Uuuuhhhhhh...I don't kno--"

"DO YOU SHIP US, LUCIOUS?"

The two sit there in silence and stare at the night sky.

"QUIET! Do you hear that?"

"No, what?"

The bushes rustle and someone jumps out...

(Enter someone else's character.)