Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20170514033014/@comment-29637681-20171004055435

Mkay, you ready for shit to go down? I'm not.

...

...here we go.

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Name: Hector  Species: Carcharodontosaurus  Gender: Male  Age: 48 Suchomimus years(16 human years)  Appearance: Light green with a blue and yellow tail. He has blank white eyes and claws of metal.

Personality: Everything about Hector is downright terrifying. From the way he smashes his victims to death with his fists, or the way he marches forwards unflinchingly at his enemy, or the baritone laughs he constantly spews, or his goddamn eyes, he manages to be just as frightening as Achilles despite talking much less.

Likes: Food, murder, warfare, blood, food, murder, warfare, torture, food, murder...  Dislikes: Anything I didn’t mention.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">History: Began life under Glove’s rule. Not much was known, since he spent most of his time underground, rallying the bats and attacking from below. Oh, and remember the Carcharodontosaurus that scared Philip, Glove Jr., and Chard from Mount Luckyone?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">That was him.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">He emerged from the ground, ready for bloodshed.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Territory: ??? <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Size: ⭐️⭐️⭐️

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Class: EVIL.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Importance: Secondary

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The eels swim away in fright when they see the abomination fly through the acidic water, towards Adder's location; a homing missile, a hydrogen bomb, waiting to go off.

It effortlessly slips through the small gap and latches onto Adder's face, ripping it to shreds and injecting ink.

Humboldt squid!

When anybody even thinks of the name, they die from fright. Adder, with a bioluminescent hyperaggressive squid bound to his face, leaps out of the water, running wildly wherever he can. The squid keeps chomping away, with a beak sharp enough to cut iron; Adder hoped the flaming whips of its tentacles could kill him first.

He slams his face randomly on walls. Then the squid bites his crest, and Avalon towers over him. He knew he was there, despite not being able to see. Because, well, now there's a squid on his face and ink is seeping into his eyes.

"RELEASE THE LEECHES."

Immediately fifty leeches drop from above, dragging him down on the steel floor, sucking his fluids, as the squid continued biting rapidly.

Avalon leaves, only to come back with a "whip;" a vine studded with crystal. He swings the vine into Adder's lung, and his mind shatters.

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A dragon, a wyrm, a wyvern, a...something. A purple shadow flies and slithers across the cave's entrance, decimating a flock of Struthiomimus that decided to get too close to the area.

It coils up and hisses. " Howdy...Ustedes bastardos."

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Name: The Baron of Bloodbaths <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Species: Titanoboa <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gender: Male <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Age: 35 Titanoboa years(42 human years) <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Appearance: All black, with touches of purple. His eyes are red, he has a blue spider shape on his head, and his tail is shaped like a spade.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Personality: No sympathy for anybody. Snakes are naturally atrocious, but this guy tops them all in terms of pure sadism and ruthlessness.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Likes: His hoard of trophies and bounties, as well as assassinations. He also loves everyone...because he’s going to kill them all sooner or later. <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Dislikes: Literally everything else.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">History: Like Hector, he served under Glove. Six to seven years ago, he killed Tyr, Ra, and Zeus in the Desert of Dirt after their leader Kaiser Greedy was defeated. He retreated underground after this, but willingly joined the Empire.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Territory: The Sandstone Seas <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Size: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Class: EVIL.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.2;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Importance: Secondary

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The Baron jabs Sun with his tail, knocking him out cold. With that he slams himself into the other four, beating them into the ground and introducing them to the cold hatred of the ground. And with that, he hauls them back to Mount Kratakota for execution.

He's in and out faster than a relay race of Velociraptors, and much deadlier.

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When Wraak wakes up, he's back in the same chamber as before. Blood and carcasses litter the area. Drip's skull jutted out of the dirt, his corpse still flaring with blue and white spirits.

The room lights up, and the Baron enter once more. Wraak notices the other four tied up next to him. Smirking, the Baron slaps a nastly lick on Wraak's only eye. "So...How does it feel to hide for years, only to be executed right now, amigo? On the bright side, at least I get to profit and you get to be put out of your misery. So if you'll excuse me--"

"Out of my way."

Pernicia shoves the Baron aside. "Barón, I will reward you with three hundred pounds of gold and lapis lazuli when I'm through with these five. That was the deal, after all. One hundred pounds for the Velociraptor, double that if he was alive, and now fifty pounds for each person allied with him."

"Thank you, Overseer Pernicia."

She walks forwards, finally revealing herself after years of remaining a red shadow. "Now, you two." She grabs Drip's teeth and shows them to Sun and Wraak. "Where are Cinder, Lucious, and Adder?"