Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20171103171830/@comment-29637681-20171127230103

“I’M OKAY!(No I’m not.)”

He drags himself out of the waters and tries again, only for the dodo to call in more of his brethren and peck hik to near-death.

His frozen body washes back up on the shores, and he tries one more time, only to end up landing on the boat.

With a dodo.

He kicks the dodo overboard, where fifty Humboldt squids rip it to shreds. “Gee, guess I’m the universe’s cosmic plaything now.”