Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20161210161753/@comment-30325784-20170214111533

I AM THE ALMIGHTY DODO, NINJA YOSHI. AND I HAVE RETURNED FROM BEING AFK, ARTIFICALLY FRIED KING, AND FROM BEING THAT POSITION I HAVE LEARNT HOW TO TALK LIKE THIS. But now I'm going to talk like a normal person. Anyway I got me bandana back and thought I was doin pretteh good. BUT after a few seconds my legs locked, I started feeling heavy and I fell to the ground. When I got back up I was in a place I had never seen before, there was a creature before me holding some sort of device that seemed connected to another device. I walked over to this creature and poked his shoulder, he turned around, "Mum! I've found tonights dinner" Dinner? what is this dinner you talk of? Next the creature grabbed me with all his force and would not let go. But I ninja yoshi was a ninja after all so with all my might I got as much spit as possible in my mouth and spat on his face. He let go and I ran out of the strange place but then tripped on a creature lying down and knocked myself out. When I awoke in my dream their was me, but it was a bigger me. It started to talk. YOU ARE THE CHOOSEN ONE, YOU ARE THE ARTIFICALLY FRIED CHICKEN AND YOUUUU HAVE BEEN KNOCKED OUT BY DRUGS IMPANTED IN YOUR BANDANNA. So wait let me get this straight I got knocked out then got knocked out again and now I'm the AFK? YES YOU ARE....... Okay