Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-25118285-20160328130430/@comment-27163598-20160527230831

Don't take anything I say here seriously for the next few sentences. They are all going to be just bad/funny jokes, depends on your humour level.

Why would the dinos attack you if upset, I know from experience that when my budgerigar got upset, I would just comfort it and stroke the underside of his neck.

Honestly, I don't think the tethered log will work for the dinos, I put one of the same size in my bird cage and my buddy never touched it, so I decided that maybe he didn't know how to use it, so I gave the log a push to get the buddy into it, we didn't make it.

We didn't make it to the donut shop I promised him if he would stop screeching at the vet to fix all his bones, the shop closed befor we made it, so bought him a smaller, much much smaller tethered lol and he seemed to enjoy it.

I didn't know what to do with the ful sized log, so I started using it as a boxing bag, my budgy had to promise dot by donuts to stop me screaming at the doctors who were fixing my hand.

We don't have vets or doctors in minecraft so we have to fix ourselfs with no help, even if we had a doctor or veternerian villager, he wouldn't help, his hands would remain crossed.

Villagers, rude, crude, uncaring, they never shake hands, they never properly trade with op you, they make you pull the items out of their own damn pockets and they never do anything smart, the smartest thing I saw a minecraft villager do was feed my dog for me, other then that, I can't tell the difference between villagers and a damn pig, my pigs are more civilised then them.

Hope you enjoyed my bad jokes:D