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Being the absolute embodiment of hyperdeath throughout the Rift, he licks his claws. Nothing like sharpening and licking your knives after a good battle so then you can slaughter more opposition. He looks around at the bloody, flaming battlefield, comparing them all to him.

He takes a good look at himself. He didn't kill only for food, not only for pleasure, not only for instinct. But for chaos. ''I'm an agent of chaos. And that makes me feel great.''

One swipe of his fingers can disembowel a Styracosaurus. One swipe of his toes can puncture thick hides. One swipe of his jaws can rip flesh from bone. Yes, he was legitimately batshit insane, and good at everything, and stronger than his opponents. It is a wonder why he doesn't just go slaughter Old One Eye already.

His army gathers next to him and start licking their claws as well. The Angered Deathbringer, the Infected Bloodgorger, the Corrupted Corpsecrusher, the Hungering Fleshripper, and the Forsaken Bloodwing. All mindless, all chaos(I need to stop typing so fast and end up writing "chaps"), all evil, all death in dinosaur form. An Austroraptor leading an army consisting of a Deltadromeus, a Titanoceratops, a Dacentrurus, a Monolophosaurus, and a Dsungaripterus can and will slaughter anybody who gets in their way. He looks at his army; the Deltadromeus, the Deathbringer, had half his face ripped off from a clash with Adder. The Titanoceratops was missing a horn from his jousts with Exedra and his ceratopsian kin. The Dacentrurus had coated all of his spikes with hot metal. The Monolophosaurus wore a massive horn instead of a crest. The Dsungaripterus's beak was hideously deformed and mashed into an axe. All of them, standing side by side, ready to conquer the Rebels.

Later...A few days later...They would kill them all.

"Go. Return to Mount Luckyone, my beasts. Find General Bonesaw...AND KILL HIM."

They stomp off.

Soon Vulture sees that a young Edmontosaurus walks up to him. "Oh, hello. What's your name, little child?"

"Let's be friends!"

Vulture looks at the Edmontosaurus sadly. "I...I'm afraid that's not possible. Because..."

He jumps on the Edmontosaurus's face and rips it off. It screams, summoning its parents to the scene.

"YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!"

And sure enough after he devoured the Edmontosaurus's face he devoured the heart. He throws the parents onto the ground and squeezes the blood out of their organs, then breaking every bone in their body.

"I will leave all three of you here. I'm not that hungry. Oh well. Nothing like promoting chaos in the landmasses."

He walks back to Mount Kratakota to kill Bonesaw.

---

Bonesaw is sleeping inside his lair when the six enter the den. "In the name of chaos, General Bonesaw...You will promote me. You are under arrest, and promote me to General."

"Why!?"

"DON'T 'WHY!?' ME, YOU PATHETIC SLUG! I AM YOUR TRUE MASTER, AND YOU SHALL ACCEPT THAT. I AM THE ONLY DIVINE GOD, I AM THE STRONGEST ONE HERE, YOU KNOW THAT! NOW YOU WILL EITHER COMPLY WITH US AND DIE, OR YOU DIE AND I MAKE MYSELF GENERAL!"

"THAT WON'T HAPPEN!"

"YOU TRY AND DEFY ME!"

And with that Vulture jumps on Bonesaw's face, crawling around wherever he can. Bonesaw attempts to throw Vulture off, but Vulture thinks otherwise.

Eventually he comes up with an idea.

"Here. Kill me."

He jumps right into Bonesaw's mouth and shoves himself down his esophagus. He rips Bonesaw's throat from the inside out and digs through Bonesaw's brain, into the brain, devouring the brain...

Bonesaw's temple bursts, and Vulture jumps out. "HAND ME THE OIL!"

They throw him some oil, and Vulture digs back into Bonesaw, spreading the oil around. He sets Bonesaw's body on fire, and jumps out.

Bonesaw's eyes begin to shoot flames, and he spits sparks and fire from his jaws. His teeth fall from their places, his chest splits open, and his limbs fall off one by one. Eventually Bonesaw falls, his limbless corpse spitting fire from every orfice.

"So uncivilized...Let's inform him."

---

Vulture crawls to Old One Eye's lair. "General Bonesaw...Is dead. I saw him get killed by the Rebels...We salvaged his flaming and bloody body. I took his place as General."

"Brilliant. You are now General Vulture in our Outlaw empire.

Vulture kneels. "What is thy bidding, my master?"

"Tonight, find the Rebels. Hunt down the Commander. Retreat. I'm pairing you up with Gloom. You know the drill."