Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20170514033014/@comment-29637681-20170518014426

What do you mean by bleeped?

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Adder runs directly at the Dryptosaurus. ''Tch. Outlaws...These Plains beasts in particular are a ruthless, crazed bunch. They never fight with honor and will fight to the death. But they are not the only ones.''

He makes a bold lunge at the Dryptosaurus and breaks its arms. The tyrannosaur screeches in fright and bites Adder's neck and hurls him up in the air.

I trust Cinder, Stalagmite, and Lucious with my life.

Behind him Lucious crawls up to the Gallimimus, breaks one of its legs, and runs. The Gallimimus hops after Lucious and eventually catches up to the croc. It raises its working leg, prepares to slash him, and rears back its head.

Lucious takes this opportunity to jump on the Gallimimus's neck, eventually cutting the jugular and spilling its blood onto the ground.

''My friend Lucious is a very lucky one; his father is a mutant, and despite his flaws Lucious is a very gifted brawler. His tactic of going for the throat and legs is almost always more than enough to wipe out the competition. It is very great that we are allies, for he can probably do everything I cannot.''

Adder regains his concentration and punches the Dryptosaurus. While he is stunned, Adder stares at Stalagmite and Cinder.

''Cinder was one of my first rivals and the deadliest enemy I have ever fought by far. She nearly killed me fifty times over, as did I.''

"BEHIND YOU!"

A Monolophosaurus slithers up behind Stalagmite, and prepares to kill before Cinder knocks herself into it and into the jaws of the Titanoboa.

“hey, it was right where i wanted it to be!”

“I’m certain.” Cinder swoops back to the ground and throws herself at the nearest Gryposaurus, knocking it backward into another.

''But eventually we found a cause, and became allies. For this I am glad. Cinder is always studying and analyzing her opponents. I’m sure she could kill me right now without a second thought.''

As she takes off, she is attacked by the Lascovaugus. They trade hits, and suddenly Cinder pulls out two daggers made of Sinraptor teeth and throws them. One dagger causes the pterosaur to flinch, which causes him to fly directly into the second dagger, which impales his heart. He falls to the ground in a bloody streak as Cinder flies back to Adder, screeching merrily.

''Stalagmite was also encountered by me during my time as a Rebel. He was another Rebel and thought it would be best to become allies. At first, I was disgusted by his brutal fighting methods, and rejected him, thinking him a buffoon.''

Stalagmite slams his tail on the ground, but the Sinusonasus he is targeting dodges out of the way.

“Ha! Too slow!”

He doesn’t care and swings again, successfully shattering the Sinusonasus’s jaw into a million pieces.

“'''ha! don’t care!'''”

''Eventually we put aside our differences and became trusted friends, allies, and brothers. As with Cinder, I am also happy about this...''

The second Sinusonasus runs away from Stalagmite, who stomps on her tail. “where are you going?”

He looks quickly at the approaching Hylaeosaurus and Einiosaurus. Stalagmite swings the Sinusonasus into the Einiosaurus’s face, and uses its horn to snap off the Sinusonasus’s upper body. Blood splatters into the Einiosaurus and Hylaeosaurus’s eyes, and they crash into each other, prompting them to fall into the Watering Hole.

“we’re just starting to have fun!”

...because Stalagmite is one of the most gifted fighters I have ever seen.

The Dryptosaurus catches Adder in a necklock and begins to clamp down. Adder retaliates by slashing the Dryptosaurus’s jaws, forcing it to let go. He then does the finishing honors by cleaving off its head.

''This is our world. It is a bloodbath; it is the home of hell.''

The mooks are all dead; they managed to destroy one of many posses that have threatened them. All four are very bloody and bruised, and they retreat into the undergrowth. There, they see the inhabitants of the Watering Hole return.