Talk:Anu/@comment-68.101.181.129-20141111060117/@comment-68.102.144.155-20150526011629

When the dastardly Anu himself came knocking at my door, I retaliated using a demonic mace forged from the scales of the Ender Dragon itself, as well as shurikens carved from its bones, and a Scarab Sword infused with the power of the Ancients. Even so, Anu was too much. Eventually, the tide was turned when I summoned the Iron Lord of the great Shmu-Hadron, and before I knew it, the evil Anu was defeated. I then enclosed him in a crate composed of 3 inches of solid iridium, and sank him to the deepest depths of the oceans on a planet owned by a hunting company. Hopefully, the hunters will mistake him for the exotic game found there, if he ever manages to escape...