Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20170514033014/@comment-29637681-20170625191000

"Fuck?" Adder is confuzzled.

Then the creature they hope to see appears. A Therizinosaurus(his real name is Gillo), slightly larger than any other, blue with silver stripes. He presents himself as the Spirit of the Seas, for he has lived by the shores for decades.

"Ah, my friend Adder. I remember you and your friend Cinder when you two came here for information on the war. How's the war going along?"

Adder mutters his stock response of "Not great." Then he starts talking seriously. "The Outlaws have killed our leaders, and they are driving us out of our territory. We pray for you, Spirit of the Seas, to aid us in our conquest to defeat our long-standing foes."

"I guess you've got the right guy, then. My brothers Boreon and Axor would probably not be as benevolent.

"You are to seek a friend of mine named the Bushido.(Yes, THAT Bushido. The one that took care of Ancile.) He will provide you with as much advice as he can...He is located in the Shadowlands, the very farthest reaches of the Shadowlands. Be careful, this will not be easy, but should you succeed on your quests it will be well worth it."

"Thanks, Spirit."

With that the Spirit disappears in a cloud of mist.

"Well, wasn't he nice. A shame that won't help you now!"

In stomps a giant golden eagle of truth and justice, which fires a rocket launcher into Adder's mouth. And then they all died. The end.

Just kidding.

In stomps Vulture, leading his army. Mandible and Creeper are right behind him. Behind them are their army of Coelurus, Ornitholestes, Ophiacodons, Monolophosaurus, Tarbosaurus, Nanotyrannus, Eotyrannus, and various other small-medium sized carnivores.

Randall snarls. Not bellows, snarls. "IT'S YOU."

Creeper shrugs and grins. "What, you're not accustomed to the fact that I joined the only true force? The only force that fights for a just cause?"

"You ideas of justice and peace are warped and awry! You do not realize the truth about your methods! If you continue to support them...You'll collapse the food chain, and take the world with it!" Randall yells at Creeper.

"GOOD."

Vulture slinks up to Cinder. "Heya, girl. Why do ya gotta be on the evil side? You know that the Outlaws are only right at what they do..."

He chuckles and jingles a "keychain." Except the keychain has severed theropod and pterosaur legs on them.

"You know your group of fools can't win, you goth loser. You just live to make our rations STRONGER!"

With that he grabs Cinder's neck and holds her up at the sky. She tries to pry his fingers open, but he just digs in with his claws. Eventually he draws close to her and laughs.

Foul beast he is, Vulture pokes out his snakelike tongue and slaps a fat, nasty lick on Cinder's face. "You taste awful. Not that it matters anyways because I'm killing you anyways!"