Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20170530045936/@comment-29637681-20170612155758

This time I has a dream that I sould my soul to Satan so i could be strong and pass my Black Belt test, but then my body caught on fire so I had to merge with my dog's body to survive, but I died anyways, so I waent to hell. Then Satan turned me into a motionless, voiceless, living blob, and people kept shooting me for the rest of eternity.

Then I woke up, slept again, and had a dream that my body fused with a plate of spaghetti.