Board Thread:Off-Topic Discussion/@comment-29637681-20170514033014/@comment-29637681-20170704074742

Jeez, my dad said we can't go to Australia for vacation. His reasoning: Australia is dangerous lmfaeo

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As Adder and Cinder search the tunnel, there is a pair of eyes in the darkness and a stalactite falls to the ground.

"Wh-what is it, Cinder!?" Adder looks horrified.

The darkness parts and it's a Troodon.

"Ugh...Adder, it's a Troodon. It's literally a Troodon."

The Troodon whimpers.

"Why does it make that sound!?" Adder doesn't stop insulting it.

"I dunno, why do you sound like you swallowed fifty cheese graters!?"

"BECAUSE I FORGOT TO EAT LUNCH TODAY! YOU KNOW THAT!"

"Hm..."

"So, what, Mr. Troodon, whadya want me to do with you?"

The Troodon slinks away.

"Look, Adder, you're scaring it away! Do you want it to join us or not?"

"I SAY WE KILL IT!"

"NO--DON'T"

"SCREW THAT, ACTUALLY! I...Shall raise him as my own! WE WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT!?"

"Oh, so we're supposed to act like a married couple around this guy."

"NO-NOT LIKE THAT--"

"YOU LITERALLY TOLD ME TO DO THAT."

"Well, I never said we had to--"

"Do you ship us, Adder?"

"NO! I DON'T! Don't you EVER say that again! I mean, look at him! He's CLEARLY judging us!"

The Troodon cocks its head.

"Oh, so it's amused by our--"

"NNNGGHHHHHH...CINDER..."

Adder nearly cuts her throat.

"OKAY, OKAY, fine! So, what's your name, Mr. Troodon?"

(The Troodon in question was either Pretelous or one of his family members.)